used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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