What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Damn victory sex feels great
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize