Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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