Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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