..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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