Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I'm at about main and main street
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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