Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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