so explain again why im purple
no
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
