I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I would ride that face into the sunset
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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