Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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