drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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