I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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