yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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