She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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