grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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