it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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