No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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