Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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