My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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