she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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