I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
