I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
He better not be in your backpack
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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