im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
