no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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