i used baking grease as lip gloss
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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