Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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