This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Randomize
