It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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