Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
