Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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