We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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