i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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