We got so high we made milksteak
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
