oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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