Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
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