Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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