let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
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