id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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