I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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