We should be called the Road Head Warriors
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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