i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
My bed smells like the plague
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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