I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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