Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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