This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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