So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I think I have vodka in my lungs
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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