Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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