Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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