i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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