If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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