My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
i've created a new STD.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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