shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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