She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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