I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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