I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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