All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
sarcasm needs its own font
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
His hands were made for my vagina.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Randomize
