Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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